I may not be a former president, but I beat Jimmy C this week. And you were there! Mareen Dowd looks better and writes cuter, but I was days ahead of her, too.
You realize what this means? Those who read me are ahead of the curve. Felt good, didn't it, to be the one who was there first. While they were all reacting wldly, you stood by nonchalantly. Cool only begins to describe it.
What prescient word will come next? Who knows. But Daily Kos, watch out. Matt Drudge, you de drudge. The prophet has arrived!
(Yes, I am being facetious. But after all this earnest stuff a little goofiness seemed in order. We'll be miserable again very soon.)